Love Hurts
Overall 7

Love Hurts delivers a high-octane, wildly entertaining mix of action and rom-com flair, making it the perfect Valentine’s Day adrenaline rush. From the producers of Nobody and Violent Night, this film embraces its genre roots while offering a fresh, lighthearted twist on the action formula. The biggest highlight? Ke Huy Quan in his first leading role since his Oscar-winning ..

Summary 7.0 good

Love Hurts

Love Hurts delivers a high-octane, wildly entertaining mix of action and rom-com flair, making it the perfect Valentine’s Day adrenaline rush. From the producers of Nobody and Violent Night, this film embraces its genre roots while offering a fresh, lighthearted twist on the action formula.

The biggest highlight? Ke Huy Quan in his first leading role since his Oscar-winning comeback in Everything Everywhere All at Once. Quan shines as Marvin Gable, a perpetually upbeat Milwaukee realtor whose sunny disposition hides a dangerous past. That past comes crashing back into his life when Rose (Ariana DeBose), a former love interest, reappears—dragging along secrets and a wave of chaos. As it turns out, Marvin wasn’t always a friendly neighborhood realtor; he was once a feared mob enforcer. And now, his ruthless brother, “Knuckles,” is sending a parade of hitmen after him and Rose, kicking off a non-stop chase filled with brutal fights and laugh-out-loud moments.

At a brisk 82 minutes, Love Hurts wastes no time getting to the good stuff. The action is relentless yet stylishly choreographed, with some of the best comedic moments coming from the hitmen themselves. Former NFL star Marshawn “Beast Mode” Lynch makes an impressive film debut, stealing scenes with his natural charisma and humor. Mustafa Shakir’s knife-wielding assassin, Raven, brings both intensity and unexpected comedy, while Sean Astin’s supporting role as Marvin’s boss offers a nostalgic Goonies reunion moment for longtime fans.

One of the film’s greatest strengths is its casting. Seeing Quan step into an action hero role is refreshing—he’s a welcome departure from the usual muscle-bound leads like Dwayne Johnson or Jason Statham. Instead, he brings agility, charm, and an underdog appeal that makes his character’s journey all the more engaging.

That said, Love Hurts isn’t without its flaws. If you’re looking for deep storytelling or complex character arcs, you might want to look elsewhere. But if you’re in the mood for slick fight sequences, sharp comedic beats, and a dose of rom-com fun, this movie delivers in spades.

Final Verdict: Love Hurts is an exhilarating ride packed with action, humor, and heart. It may not reinvent the genre, but it knows exactly what it wants to be—and executes it with style. If you’re looking for a fun escape from the weighty Oscar-season dramas, this one’s worth your time.  7 out of 10

Lead photo courtesy of Universal Pictures

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